Lord of all explanations…

Tap Tap… is this thing working? “Mwaaerk!” Cheers for that microphone Johnson, in fact cheers for that microphone  Johnson, no you cannot have it back, or maybe you can, or not so much have it back rather it has at your back. And now it is not so much a microphone as a giant flesh eating slug, stuck to you with viscous power twenty times that of super glue, tiny razor like teeth and rapid digestive capacity, look!

Now then where was I, oh yes I am Morris a powerful magician you know. Here will I duly write the things that are duly decreed by myself, whilst fending off interference from that Turkey Bastard!

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Published on September 11, 2010 at 9:41 am  Leave a Comment  

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