What is a Johnson?

A race of duck/goose/penguin/man combination entities in the service of Morris. These bird people take on the form to a greater or lesser extent of any predicate applied to them e.g. cleaning Johnson cleans things, building Johnson builds things, and smoked cheese Johnson sells small Johnson shaped smoked cheeses. They are often used to replace famous or improbable beings often to quite poor effect. Disguised as a Kraken Johnson is famous for his lengths of hose in lieu of tentacles,

Published on January 11, 2016 at 12:28 pm  Comments Off on What is a Johnson?  
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